CREATURE FEATURES - Animal & Pet News, Clues and Views

Creature FeaturesCreature Features features creatures and more... as time goes by we'll look at news, reflect on views, and generally muse about animals, pets and their owners, and who's to say which is which?

When Joseph Merrick (the "Elephant Man") stridently shouted "I am not an animal! I am a human being!", did he inadvertantly infuriate our furry friends? When David Byrne of Talking Heads sang "Animals think they're pretty smart," was he also inferring that "Animals think! They're pretty smart!"?

Questions for the ages to be sure, but our longstanding and ongoing fascination with pets and animals of all sorts remains remarkable regardless of rhymes or reasons. We hope you enjoy these posts for their own sake and for the sake of the subjects. (image via Gilbert Shelton, © Rip Off Press, Inc.)

Pet Pumpkin Head Hat Turns Jack Russells Into Jack o'Lanterns
Posted on October 14, 2019

Help your cat or dog get into the Halloween spirit with this cute & comfy pet pumpkin head hat.

Stylish Kcomb Electric Pet Brush Grooms, Cleans, Vacuums & Massages
Posted on October 11, 2019

The Kcomb 3-speed electric pet brush features deep-massaging vacuum teeth that absorb shed hair, debris and dander while promoting healthful circulation with a stimulating massage.

Octopus Sonic Scalp Massager Has Ten Tentacles To Tap Your Temples
Posted on October 10, 2019

The Alilan Sonic Head Spa Octopus Scalp Massager from Lourdes features 10 stimulating tentacles – two more than a REAL octopus – that gently soothe your weary noggin.

Russian Man & His Cat Set New Whirl Record At Playground
Posted on October 9, 2019

An apparently car-less Russian gent has found a new, nifty and thrifty way to take his cat out for a spin.

Realistic Giant Bear Cushions Add Bruin To Your Room
Posted on October 8, 2019

Let sleeping bears lie... in your family room! These giant bear cushions are designed to look realistic while offering comfort and support.

Shark Hibiscus Tea Bags Make A Bloody Fin Drink
Posted on October 7, 2019

Environmentally safe Shark Hibiscus Tea Bags turn every cup of tea into a miniature feeding frenzy that won't hurt you, the sharks or the planet.

Luxurious Hoiru Cat Wheel Turns Fatcats Into High-Rollers
Posted on October 4, 2019

Show other cat-owners how you roll with the Hoiru Cat Wheel, a top-end feline exerciser whose luxurious good looks will turn any pet house into a penthouse.

These Non-Slip Dog Socks Aren't As Corny As They Look
Posted on October 3, 2019

You might slip up but your pet never will, thanks to these cute and practical corncob-themed dog socks featuring polyurethane non-slip soles.

Halloween Black Cat Bag Is The Purr-Fect Party Pouch
Posted on October 2, 2019

This cute black cat treat bag evokes traditional Halloween themes while reminding us that black cats are no more evil than any other cats.

Fangs Very Much: 10 More Weird, Wild & Wonderful 'Beware Of Dog' Signs
Posted on October 1, 2019

These bark-dacious 'Beware Of Dog' signs stand out from the rest when it comes to warning visitors that doggies be in the house, the yard, and possibly yo' face.

Nyangria White Wine Goes Well With Chicken, Fish, Cats
Posted on September 27, 2019

You don't have to be a wine snob to appreciate Nyangria Sol de Verano white wine, just a cat fan who likes the odd tipple.

CatBib Keeps Feisty Felines From Decimating Wildlife
Posted on September 26, 2019

CatBib clips onto collars to keep naturally predatory cats from cutting a bloody swath through the local ecosystem.

Bottle Cap Cats Have Got Your Extra Bottle Caps Covered
Posted on September 25, 2019

Bottle Cap Cats are the cute & collectible answer to the bottle cap storage problem you never knew existed.

Retro Photo Film Style Dog Poop Bags & Holder Turn A Negative Into A Positive
Posted on September 24, 2019

This cool retro photo film canister sac carries a roll of designer dog poop bags with style, grace and class.

Get The Funk Off With Ion-Powered Skunk Odor Eliminator Spray
Posted on September 23, 2019

This extra-strength Skunk Odor Eliminator Spray employs positive ion technology to quickly and effectively deodorize freshly skunked pets.

So I Ate A Donkey Burger
Posted on September 20, 2019

Donkey Burgers, one of China's first fast foods, have arrived in North America and offbeat meat mavens have pricked up their ears, put down their cash, and picked up their forks.

Bonbon Felt Hat Is The Ultimate Chic Cat Cap
Posted on September 19, 2019

The Bonbon Hat is designed for cats whose owners believe a natural fur coat demands a complementary cap to complete the look.

Pineapple Pet Hat Is The Pizza De Resistance
Posted on September 17, 2019

This soft pineapple hat for cats or dogs adds tropical flair to any pet clothing ensemble, induces cravings for horrible Hawaiian pizza.

Plush Stuffed Manta Ray Makes No Miss Skates
Posted on September 16, 2019

This plush and huggable stuffed manta ray is resplendent in seafoam green with deep black shining eyes that won't judge your life choices.

Panda Gets New Car On His Birthday, Feels A Bit Bamboozled
Posted on September 13, 2019

A Giant Panda named Erxi received a car and a fruitcake on his ninth birthday but the joke's on him: the car's made of inedible bamboo logs.

Pet Hair Collector Looks Cute, Isn't As Creepy As It Sounds
Posted on September 11, 2019

The Ketori Pet Hair Collector efficiently picks up shed pet hair while its bold, minimalist look earns it a place in any modern home décor scheme.

Cat & Flower Kaleidoscope Umbrella Rains Over All Others
Posted on September 10, 2019

This cute kitten-themed umbrella combines kaleidoscopic cat & flower illustrations evoking gorgeous Hungarian embroidery combined with built-in severe weather resistance.

Fur & Loathing: 10 More Weird & Bizarre Pet Grooming Shop Signs
Posted on September 9, 2019

It doesn't take a shear genius or cutting-edge wit to name a pet grooming salon, you just have to grab customers' attention by the er, eyeballs.

Care Bear Cable Bites Put A Chomp On Your Data
Posted on September 8, 2019

Care bears are back, baby, and their putting the bite on your cables in the cutest, most retro, eighties-style way possible.

Cute Animal Aromatherapy Tumblers Will Rock Your World
Posted on September 7, 2019

These cute ceramic aromatherapy dispensers really rock while infusing healing aromatherapy oils into your personal space.