CREATURE FEATURES - Animal & Pet News, Clues and Views

Creature FeaturesCreature Features features creatures and more... as time goes by we'll look at news, reflect on views, and generally muse about animals, pets and their owners, and who's to say which is which?

When Joseph Merrick (the "Elephant Man") stridently shouted "I am not an animal! I am a human being!", did he inadvertantly infuriate our furry friends? When David Byrne of Talking Heads sang "Animals think they're pretty smart," was he also inferring that "Animals think! They're pretty smart!"?

Questions for the ages to be sure, but our longstanding and ongoing fascination with pets and animals of all sorts remains remarkable regardless of rhymes or reasons. We hope you enjoy these posts for their own sake and for the sake of the subjects. (image via Gilbert Shelton, © Rip Off Press, Inc.)

Alien Abduction Snuggie Says DO Have A Cow
Posted on November 14, 2019

Japan's take on the infamous Snuggie wearable blanket includes a comfy UFO cap and a glow-in-the-dark tape stripe for outdoor safety.

Woody Jack Dog Chew Toy Barks Right Back
Posted on November 13, 2019

The Woody Jack dog chew toy has the appearance of weathered wood but its TPR plastic construction makes it safe, pliant and durable.

Alien Ramen Will Hug Your Ribs, Face
Posted on November 12, 2019

Instant 'Alien Ramen' made with seriously scary-looking Warusubo fish can be nuked from orbit (to be sure) or in your microwave for a quick snack.

'SPHAM' Dog Food Dish Is An Inbox For Your Boxer
Posted on November 8, 2019

This stylish 'SPHAM' dog dish combines the best features of email and Hormel though unfortunately you can't just delete the results next morning.

Marine Creature Strawberry Mochi Charms Are Faux Real Delica-Seas
Posted on November 6, 2019

This series of marine creature strawberry mochi good luck charms from Pobot keep a hold of your keys as they chomp down on delicious daifuku sweets.

Fabric Fan Dust Cover Filters The Air While Cooling You Down
Posted on November 5, 2019

This nifty fabric cover for oscillating fans safely and effectively filters out dust, dander and pet hair as it gently circulates the air.

Luxurious Lana Cat Blanket Is Faux Fur For Sure
Posted on November 4, 2019

The luxurious yet durable Lana cat blanket excels as a bed liner, furniture cover or playtime toy.

Animal Print Sewing Machine Skins Will Have You In Stitches
Posted on November 1, 2019

Wild and crazy DesignSkins from Bernina International give your staid and stolid sewing machine some animal magnetism.

Get Stuffed: 10 Lost, Dumped & Abandoned Stuffed Animals
Posted on October 30, 2019

These creepy abandoned stuffed animals were once cherished by a child before being unceremoniously tossed onto the trash heap.

Godzilla Roar Car Horn Makes Minivans Sound Like Monster Trucks
Posted on October 27, 2019

The Godzilla Roar Car Horn delivers a monstrously motivating wake-up call to annoying stop sign texters from Toronto to Tokyo.

Got The Nerve To Wear This Animal Spine Necktie?
Posted on October 24, 2019

Add some black humor to this year's white tie formal Halloween party with this creepy animal spine necktie that, thankfully, only looks like it's made from actual animal bones.

OPPO FabCat Tunnel Is Too Good Tube Be True
Posted on October 23, 2019

The FabCat cat tunnel from OPPO provides indoor cats with stimulation and security while their owners benefit from its clever design and ease of cleaning.

Sad Squirrel Snagged In Six-Pack Ring Snare
Posted on October 22, 2019

Next time you crack open a cold can of beer, snip those six-pack rings so this unfortunate squirrel will be the exception and not the rule.

Dogs Raised By Foods Key Chain Charms Display Questionable Taste
Posted on October 21, 2019

Cute though they may be, these 'Dogs Raised By Foods' key chain charms are definitely not the dog food you were looking for.

Fur-ozen Solid: The Top 10 Iceberg Animals
Posted on October 16, 2019

Icebergs that look like our fave pets and animals? It's more likely than you think thanks to the uniquely human tendency known as pareidolia.

Pet Pumpkin Head Hat Turns Jack Russells Into Jack o'Lanterns
Posted on October 14, 2019

Help your cat or dog get into the Halloween spirit with this cute & comfy pet pumpkin head hat.

Stylish Kcomb Electric Pet Brush Grooms, Cleans, Vacuums & Massages
Posted on October 11, 2019

The Kcomb 3-speed electric pet brush features deep-massaging vacuum teeth that absorb shed hair, debris and dander while promoting healthful circulation with a stimulating massage.

Octopus Sonic Scalp Massager Has Ten Tentacles To Tap Your Temples
Posted on October 10, 2019

The Alilan Sonic Head Spa Octopus Scalp Massager from Lourdes features 10 stimulating tentacles – two more than a REAL octopus – that gently soothe your weary noggin.

Russian Man & His Cat Set New Whirl Record At Playground
Posted on October 9, 2019

An apparently car-less Russian gent has found a new, nifty and thrifty way to take his cat out for a spin.

Realistic Giant Bear Cushions Add Bruin To Your Room
Posted on October 8, 2019

Let sleeping bears lie... in your family room! These giant bear cushions are designed to look realistic while offering comfort and support.

Shark Hibiscus Tea Bags Make A Bloody Fin Drink
Posted on October 7, 2019

Environmentally safe Shark Hibiscus Tea Bags turn every cup of tea into a miniature feeding frenzy that won't hurt you, the sharks or the planet.

Luxurious Hoiru Cat Wheel Turns Fatcats Into High-Rollers
Posted on October 4, 2019

Show other cat-owners how you roll with the Hoiru Cat Wheel, a top-end feline exerciser whose luxurious good looks will turn any pet house into a penthouse.

These Non-Slip Dog Socks Aren't As Corny As They Look
Posted on October 3, 2019

You might slip up but your pet never will, thanks to these cute and practical corncob-themed dog socks featuring polyurethane non-slip soles.

Halloween Black Cat Bag Is The Purr-Fect Party Pouch
Posted on October 2, 2019

This cute black cat treat bag evokes traditional Halloween themes while reminding us that black cats are no more evil than any other cats.

Fangs Very Much: 10 More Weird, Wild & Wonderful 'Beware Of Dog' Signs
Posted on October 1, 2019

These bark-dacious 'Beware Of Dog' signs stand out from the rest when it comes to warning visitors that doggies be in the house, the yard, and possibly yo' face.