Okay, I've made it to the lake. Now how do I find enough dogs for a pick-up game of hound hockey?
Okay. Why did you make me get a job in this cheap diner? I know I attacked and killed a 12-pack of toilet paper, but that is just the cost of owning a cat.
Sometimes when you want to tell someone you love them you may want to say it in code. That's why this adorable Olive Ewe Mug is the perfect gift for someone you love.
A trip to see a movie is always a treat. When you are a cat or dog getting to see a special pet screening of The Secret Life of Pets it is worth the extra large tub of popcorn.
Everyone, please take my advice, when the snow comes, enjoy it so much that it sticks to your face.
In the depths of the winter months it is important to keep your dog warm. All of your dog.
Do you remember this African fable: There once lived a colossal, clumsy animal named "Elephant" who had a thorn in his foot and a minuscule, fluffy, rodent named "Mouse" that was the only creature able to pull it out?
Dogs make wonderful pets. When handled correctly they also make excellent foot warmers.