Okay! I'm ready to go trick-or-treating! Dad even taught me to ring doorbells so I can really get the Halloween experience.
Hey! Mom! I have a bone to pick with you! This costume is all wrong for me.
When I decided to take flying lessons this wasn't quite what I had in mind. I was thinking an airplane made out of cardboard boxes.
I'm not really sure why Dad wrapped me in bandages since I'm not hurt, but at least he gave me lots of treats along the way.
Bwahahahahaha! I have done it! I have finally created my evil masterpiece!
Hai! I am here to haunt you all the way through the Halloween season. I know I can do it.
I think that this is an amazing likeness of me. What do you think? I spent a whole half an hour posing for this.
This year I have chosen to do an in-depth, empirical study of this thing you call Halloween.