Lizards

I don't care who you think I am, I'm not here to sell you any insurance.

Urban lizards are prevalent in Puerto Rico and the Carolina's. Many of them have taken to residing in urban areas due to deforestation and commercial tracts of shopping centers popping up along our highways.

We forgive anyone doing a double-double-take at Saniwa ensidens, a fossil monitor lizard excavated over a century ago that now appears to have had four peepers. Jeepers!

Neither the tallest wall nor the coldest ICE can stop these naturally invasive species from crossing and re-crossing the U.S. Southern border with impunity.

Now into its eighth and final season, the Game of Thrones, which debuted on April 14, 2019, we're finally going to find out the ultimate fate of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen [aka Khaleesi], Tyrion Lannister and the remaining cast of characters that populate this widely popular fictional series.

Deceased dried lizards are turning up in bags of Irvins Salted Egg Flavor Fish Skin snacks across southeast Asia, turning up noses among fans of the acquired delicacy.

Oh, no! Christmas is in trouble when Santa finds that all of the reindeer have come down with chicken pox! What will he do? Find out in this delightful book, Reindolphins.

I don't know what the zoo people think I am supposed to do with this orange thing, but I'll try to turn it into a cool photo op.