I swears it works. It is called the Vulcan Mind-Meld and I will be able
to reads your mind and know every crotch you has ever sniffed.

Dog Mind-Meld (IMage via Buzzfeed)Dog Mind-Meld (IMage via Buzzfeed)

You be Captain Kirk and I be Mr. Spock. That's it. My mind to your mind, your mind to my mind . . .

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