Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit. Contents: Two (2) cats. Just add food,
water, and litter. Kittens and additional cats sold separately.

Two Cats in a Box (Image via Pinterest)Two Cats in a Box (Image via Pinterest)

Warning: May cause scratching, excessive fur on household surfaces, and a sudden desire to cuddle. Manufacturer not responsible for barf in your shoes, on the bed, or in the hall. Purring may cause drowsiness. Do not operate television remote or telephone until you know how this will affect you. This product has been known to create an allergic reaction in certain individuals. See your doctor if symptoms persist. Limited 20 minute warranty on all items. Catnip not included, but highly recommended.