Cats get away with a lot on account of how cute they are, but what would
they be sentenced for if they got booked, and what would their mugshots
These are the kind of questions we think of very late at night and the type of stuff that makes you go, "Hmmmm..."
So we found some cats that looked really guilty, took some mugshots and sent them to PetsLady's Jail for Naughty Cats while they wait for their day in court.
So ...do these cats look guilty to you of the crimes they are accused of?
1. ATTEMPTED MURDER
This sinister looking cat loves you just a little too much.
2. POSSESSION OF CATNIP
This one looks like a repeat offender, if ya know what I'm saying.
3. FALSE REPORTING
I call BS. That's the face of a guilty kitty right there.
4. HAIR TIE THEFT
And THEN they drop them in the toilet. It's just not right.
5. ASSAULT & BATTERY
No one knows where or when or how much you can pet a cat, not even them. You know when they snap on you, that's when.
6. INDECENT EXPOSURE
Listen, we, as cat owners, fully accept that our hairy babies walk around with exposed butts, but do they have to put it an inch away from your face as they walk by?
This is why we can't have nice things. A moment of silence for all the expensive furniture that have become scratching posts.
8. DISTURBING THE PEACE
They do this to make you tired and weak so that they can eat your body later.
9. ATTEMPTED GROSS
Like disgusting cat breath flavored Binaca.
10. FOOD THEFT
The Leftover Food Bandit strikes again. And to make things worse, they've left paw prints all over the stove you just cleaned.
11. 1ST DEGREE MURDER
No, no, the crazy cat lady down the street is fine, for now, but the mousey toy has gone to a better place where its sole purpose in life is not to be mangled.
12. UNWANTED PETTING OF HUMAN
Maybe it's just an innocent breast tissue massage? Still, it feels wrong. So wrong.
13. SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR
Suspect raves on and on about a mysterious red dot that follows him around only to disappear and leave him highly confused.
14. PLOTTING TO KILL
Let's face it, they're all doing it but we continue to love them despite the fact.
I think these cats look absolutely guilty of the crimes they have been accused of, don't you agree? What would your cat be arrested for? And what would the mugshot look like?
Share your stories and let us know in the comments below.