I've only milked a cow once.  It's not as easy as it looks.  You have to do this weird squeeze/pull thing that takes a bit of practice.  But at least I didn't have this guy's problem as presented in this one-minute video uploaded by
on Dec 9, 2005:


I smell a divorce!

Ever had a problem milking a cow?  A problem that hopefully was nowhere near this guy's issue?  If so, let me know!

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