When I was a very little girl I went to a preschool that had been put together on an old farm in Colorado. They still had some animals for the kids to interact with, including a few goats.
There was an old billy goat who became obsessed with me. He would sneak up and butt me in the butt a often as he could. One late autumn day he managed to corner me on an old swing. There was no way for me to get away. The bell rang and the other kids went inside. No one seemed to notice that I was missing. I waited. And waited. And waited. I had to pee. I started to cry. And waited. And peed my pants. Finally one of the teachers had noticed I was gone and came to get me. That goat was retired from preschool duty after that.
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