We've come from the home planet to check on our invasion of Earth. We are planning to bring a human aboard the mother ship for testing.
We want to make sure that the human tolerance for cat worship, um, er, care. This measurement has been slowly increasing over the past few thousand years. It has been a huge battle against the native population of dogs.
Happy Alien Abduction Day!
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