Strut your stuff in 'CieKen' Fried Chicken Drumstick Pants, the only legwear guaranteed to raise eyebrows AND appetites.
If you believe the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, these “CieKen” pants will have him drooling like the proverbial wolf in cheap clothing.
Made in China from cotton-blend fabric with an elastic waistband, “the pants let you believe that ‘fried chicken’ leg does exist, all the world are crazy,” according to the ad copy at the Amazon product page. You can't argue with that!
The ad goes on to extol the virtues of “the most chic chicken leg pants, very popular in Instagram and Facebook. It reminds me of the KFC chicken leg, you can look it as carrots, crispy chips or the back of a horse, etc. All you can imagine.” To be fair, anyone imagining anything like this should book an appointment with a shrink, stat.
The seller also recommends these delectable leggings for any occasion including “sports, traveling, outdoors, shopping.” Sports?? Never mind – they do state “you are the focus wherever you go,” however, which is truth in advertising at its finest.