The blobfish is possibly the ugliest animal on the planet. Luckily it
lives in the ocean where few of us have to look at it -- that is until
now. The Blobfish Plush is making this special brand of ugliness
available to all of us on a daily basis.

 Blobfish PlushBlobfish Plush

This guy has a schnoz that makes the noses of Jimmy Durante and Karl Malden look positively petite, beady black eyes, and a permanent grumpy frown. He could put Grumpy Catfish to shame. He is so ugly he is almost cute. Maybe "pity cute" would be the more correct phrase.

Blobfish PlushBlobfish Plush

This plush is not for children under 3 years of age due to small parts that may pose a choking hazard. It is constructed of 100% polyester materials and only the exterior is washable.

Actual Blobfish (Photo via Mother Nature Network)Actual Blobfish (Photo via Mother Nature Network)

If I had one I would name him Ziggy because he reminds me of the cartoon character by Tom Wilson. However, since Ziggy smiled more often, it may not stick. Oh, well. I would still love him and hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

To order your Blobfish Plush, click here. (Update: The blobfish is no longer available. Here's some other ugly plushes to consider.)

Blobfish photo via Mother Nature Network

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