Exploding Kittens is a popular (and strange) card game for everyone 7 and older. It contains an array of different cats like Tacocat and the aforementioned Exploding Kittens. Another mysterious cat character in the bunch is now available to you in real life with this Exploding Cats Hairy Potato Cat Plush.
Okay, so I get why a cat might be hairy, but not so much why it would be a hairy potato. And since when are potatoes hairy? Who knows? Probably those evil scientist types going crazy with the GMOs again. Whatever their motivation, you can get one to cuddle for your very own.
I can't help but wonder what French fries made of this kind of potato would taste like. I'm guessing polyester because that is what this guy is made of. So I'll just stick with the cuddling part. He's a full 24" long so there is a lot of potato, er, cat, er, whatever, to cuddle. And he isn't going to shed. That hair is really just thread.