The neighbor's cat has a dog-bone ID tag on his collar... either his owners are idiots or they've got a warped sense of humor. Assuming it's the latter, here are some other weird and bizarre tags that might have found their way onto poor Max's collar.
Pet owners often struggle with dietary issues, as to just how much they should feed Socks and Fido? After all, most cats and dogs will eat as often as you put food in front of them. Overweight for them is just a fact of life, shifting the potential threat of obesity to fall squarely on the shoulders of their masters.