How I love harvest time! There are always a few stalks of wheat that don't make it into the threshers.
Okay, cat, you killed my father, prepare to die. Wait a minute. I forgot my sword.
When Dad said that everyone in the family had to do their share of the summer chores, he really meant it.
To tell you the truth, I would really, REALLY rather eat a hamburger than wear one.
Ah, yes! Spring is here and the dandelions are starting to bloom! *sniff* *sniff*
Excuse me. I have a very important question to ask you.
If you've got one of those plain, boring, brown rubber wedges to keep a door open in your home it is time for an upgrade. One of these adorable Animal Doorstop Wedges is what you need.
I always knew that the Easter Bunny liked me best, and now he's proved it!