Do you know what I like best about St. Patrick's Day? It means that spring is just days away.
Don't you just love my new tail-do? I had it done because I'm going to a fancy formal event.
Look, dude, I talk to you on occasion because you crack me up, but you're getting annoying.
Hey there, Mr. Horse. You look absolutely fabulous today.
It took a long time, but I finally found a job where I'm not the one on a leash.
If these two were human we would say that they were brothers from another mother. As it is we'll call them a pair from another mare.
At least there are those out there who don't have to mask up and socially distance. Horses can still socialize all they want.
One of the nice things about Hanukkah is that it isn't as ostentatious as Christmas.