Dad got really mad at me this morning and for some reason he to me to go kiss his ass.
Okay, I've made it to the lake. Now how do I find enough dogs for a pick-up game of hound hockey?
Okay. Why did you make me get a job in this cheap diner? I know I attacked and killed a 12-pack of toilet paper, but that is just the cost of owning a cat.
It was so nice of someone to build a snowman with a face that I can eat.
One of the great things about snow is that it makes games like Follow the Leader much easier. However, in the Antarctic, it also makes for frequent traffic jams.
A trip to see a movie is always a treat. When you are a cat or dog getting to see a special pet screening of The Secret Life of Pets it is worth the extra large tub of popcorn.
Even without Disney, most children (and former children) were raised on the tales of a stuffed "bear of very little brain." The stories of his exploits have been translated into many languages, including Latin.
Everyone, please take my advice, when the snow comes, enjoy it so much that it sticks to your face.