Cats

For those who don't know, the pet version of a head is the head bonk. Strangely, this comes across as more affectionate than a hug.

Yep. I laid these eggs all by myself. Just kidding. But I am laying ON these eggs all by myself.

Come on! Let me in! Your HAVE to let me in! I have decided to adopt you!

The online obsession of CryptoKitties draws comparisons to Beanie Babies. Call it a fad, a passing fancy or a meaningful innovation, it provides new-wave collectors with a unique collectible that is not only digital, but something that nobody else can own — but you!

A while back I questioned whether or not animals could laugh and cry? Research indicates they can — but with reservation. Some behaviorists indicate animals have a difficult time with the “incongruity theory.” This is the supposition that humor becomes evident when a being reacts to the inconsistency between what one expects to happen and what actually does happen.

I kinda want to play with you but I am also kinda scared of you. What are you anyway?

These scented puni-puni cat's paw candles made with paraffin wax and mineral oil are the only way anyone should give their pet a hot-foot.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it did take nine times to do so. Enter a tub full of water balloons . . .