Polly want a cracker? Unfortunately, it'll make Polly poop all over your house the minute you let her out of her cage! If you love your little bird and want to let it fly free all over your house from time-to-time, then I've got a patent that should serve as a happy compromise for you both.

If you lost your dog or cat, who are you going to call?

No, the answer is not Ghostbusters!

Posted March 17, 2003 by John P. Barker

Pretty pigeons?  Who would'a thunk it?