When I told Mom to hold me back I meant to keep me from killing another ferret, not to tie me up every time we leave the house!
Finally I get my one phone call. Hey! Do I need to dial 9 first?
The Easter Bunny had an accident so I'm taking over this year. All those eggs . . . those tasty . . . yummy . . . eggs . . .
It is National Ferret Day and time for us to celebrate! We start the day singing ferret carols and eating scrambled eggs.
I know that Mom and Dad think that I am really funny, but I thought putting a jester hat was going a bit too far.
Let's try this one again. I roll the ball land you fetch it. Got it? Fetch the ball, NOT the ferret!
When I decided to take flying lessons this wasn't quite what I had in mind. I was thinking an airplane made out of cardboard boxes.
Bwahahahahaha! I have done it! I have finally created my evil masterpiece!