Something that has the impossibility of ever happening is often derided with an adynaton:
"yeah, when pigs fly." This figure of speech is often used for humorous
.... The FDA has been investigating certain dog treats made in China since
2007, but no warning was made about chicken jerky until November, 2011,
Pet hair is my nemesis. Is the Bissell Pet Hair Eraser the proper weapon to combat this evil?
Growl back those prices and get outta my way, the Pet Food aisle beckons and Fido's about to eat a greeter!
Dogs and cats age faster than humans. Veterinarians consider a 7-year old dog or an 8-year old cat older, a euphemism for old.
Here's a hooters story the whole family can enjoy!
Wild ducks, or Mallards, are native to most of the world, the females
recognizable by their streaked brown plumes, and the males, or drakes,
While raccoons often seem to want to make themselves at home in your house, they are still wild animals and should remain wild.