How do you make a tiger in captivity happy? First you remember that he is just a really big cat.
Okay, let's drive Mom nuts this morning and pick a fight so that she can't make the bed or anything. Okay, cat?
Your dog's jaw, teeth, and gums may not be up to the challenge of a younger dog's bone. She still needs the chewing activity, but doesn't really want it.
Gentlemen! Is your sense of manhood strong enough to let you wear these wonderful Rainbow Unicorn Trunk Briefs? Then you are my kinda guy!
Either too many animals want to cross roads, or we're building too many darned roads.
This is MY Mom and you can't have her. Go away! Me-NOW!
I adore my cat, but I hate having to get so close to his dirty litter with a hand scoop!
I know that Mom and Dad think that I am really funny, but I thought putting a jester hat was going a bit too far.