Posted by Anonymous

If you ever wished for a better bucking bronco, the Broncomatic may be the answer!

Posted by John P. Barker

I don't think Arnold Schwarzenegger would use this in a movie.  Though I could be wrong...

Now that's what I call monkey business! A Taiwanese girl sight-seeing in Bali served up more than she expected when a pair of promiscuous primates went ape for the gorilla their dreams.

Posted by Myra Per-Lee

Which comes first; the chicken or the egg?  The way biology intends it,
it's the egg.  The mother hen lays the egg, incubates the egg by sitting

Posted by Myra Per-Lee

Don't ask why, but scientists in Russia and South Korea are working together to clone a wooly mammoth, also known as the tundra mammoth, a long-haired elephant-like creature with horizontal banding

Posted by Ron Callari

Something that has the impossibility of ever happening is often derided with an adynaton:
"yeah, when pigs fly." This figure of speech is often used for humorous

Posted by Myra Per-Lee

.... The FDA has been investigating certain dog treats made in China since
2007, but no warning was made about chicken jerky until November, 2011,

Posted by John P. Barker

Pet hair is my nemesis. Is the Bissell Pet Hair Eraser the proper weapon to combat this evil?