Tush Wars: Which Animal Has The Cutest Posterior?
I like cute butts (and I cannot lie.) When it comes to adorable animals, big eyes and floppy ears go a long way, but wagging tails are also part of the charm. The animal kingdom abounds with cute booties, but which bottom comes out on top? Now, through the magic of the internet and the democratic process, we can decide once and for all. The website Neatorama has posted a poll, complete with pictures to help you decide which derriere to vote for.
An informal survey of my friends has ducks in the lead, which is nice, if you like pointy bottoms.
Also, there is some lore around ducks' rear ends, in the form of this corny joke:
A mommy duck, a daddy duck and a baby duck were getting ready to migrate for the winter. The mommy duck said, "My instincts tell me to go north." The daddy duck said, "My instincts tell me to go south." Looking confused, the baby duck said, "My end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me where to go!"
Still, those of us who prefer a fuzzier bottom (complete with a cottony tail) are supporting rabbits for the win.
Be sure to cast your vote and let your voice be heard.