An Arkansas sheriff's deputy got more than he was counting on when
responding to a call about a bull running loose in Faulkner County. When
he arrived on the scene he found a man attempting to guide the animal
across a yard. That is when the unimaginable happened.
The amorous animal reared up at trapped the man against the patrol car as the deputy watched. It was an "udderly" shocking sight. Fortunately for everyone the bull decided that he was no longer in the "mooooo-d" and trailed off down the road after a passing truck.
The bull's owner said that this was the animal's first escape. No one was injured, although the patrol car did sustain some minor damage. There was no word on whether or not the truck was also sexually assaulted.
Source: The Huffington Post