Hai! I is a Black Rain Frog. My hobbies are burrowing underground and
ending up in Internet memes. I look really grumpy, but, hey, have you
ever tasted a fly?

 Grumpy Black Rain Frog (Image via IFLScience)Grumpy Black Rain Frog (Image via IFLScience)

I am just glads my name isn't Kermits and I don't has some human's hand up my butt!

Image via IFLScience