Wut? Me? No, I didn't do this. It was . . . Frank . . . yeah, Frank. Who
is Frank? Oh, he's a friend of mine you haven't met. He does stuff like
this all the time.

Guilty Parrot (Photo via Global Animal Transport)Guilty Parrot (Photo via Global Animal Transport)

You just missed him. He . . . had to. . . run to the gift shop. Yeah, that's it. The gift shop. No? Dang! I'm busted.

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