Wut? Me? No, I didn't do this. It was . . . Frank . . . yeah, Frank. Who
is Frank? Oh, he's a friend of mine you haven't met. He does stuff like
this all the time.
You just missed him. He . . . had to. . . run to the gift shop. Yeah, that's it. The gift shop. No? Dang! I'm busted.
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