This is all my fault. When they said "let's play horsey" I should have
barked a louder "no." Maybe I could have thrown in a growl for good
measure. Revenge is a dish best served sloppy. . .

Toddler Riding a St. Bernard (Image via Pinterest)Toddler Riding a St. Bernard (Image via Pinterest)

I shall wait until they are asleep and not suspecting anything. Then -- I will drool in their ears. Yes, that'll learn them -- never embarrass the dog!