Canned Unicorn Meat is definitely a one-of-a-kind taste treat to share with that one-of-a-kind friend. There is magic in every bite and you'll be pooping out rainbows in no time. According to the website it tastes like rotisserie chicken cooked with a touch of marshmallows. It's 14 ounces of pure unicorn goodness, complete with sparkles.
Okay, this one is a bit on the dark side, but it is also funny. Of course it isn't real unicorn meat -- how could it be? But the can is jammed full of stuffed unicorn parts.
The bottom of the can is removable so that you have easy access to the tiny dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed. Not suitable for sweet little girls who would need years of therapy to recover, but great for geek friends and vegetarians you'd like to torture. For more information or to order, click here.