I've only milked a cow once. It's not as easy as it looks. You have to do this weird squeeze/pull thing that takes a bit of practice. But at least I didn't have this guy's problem as presented in this one-minute video uploaded by iz19832000
on Dec 9, 2005:
I smell a divorce!
Ever had a problem milking a cow? A problem that hopefully was nowhere near this guy's issue? If so, let me know!