Cats and dogs may not be able to talk, but their owners sure do. Read these tweets to see what Twitter’s funniest pet parents have to say about their furry four-legged companions.

1. Elementary, My Dear Squatson

2. The First Rule Of Cat Fight Club

3. Be My Little Spoon

4. It's So Hard To Say Goodbye

5. What Hurts The Most

6. I'm So Cold, Jack

7. Lego My Doritos

8. Turbo Cats

9. Sorry To Burst Your Bubble

10. Not The Cat, Anything But The Cat

11. Something's Different

12. Phantom Pup

13. Warning: Prone To Biting. Oh, And The Dog Too

14. I'm Already Thinking About What I Want For Breakfast Tomorrow

15. I Had The Time Of My Life And I Owe It All To You

16. King Of The Castle, King Of The Castle

17. Thanks For That, Really

18. You Know It's Serious When You Hear Your Middle Name

Dogs definitely ruled this week on Twitter. Make sure to come back every Monday to check out more hilarious tweets from clever pet owners on Twitter.