What do you get when you cross a Bull-mastiff with fireworks?

A lot of weight on your lap, that's what.

Egad!  I can say that I've experienced something very similar with my girlfriend's sister's giant dog.  It's not as painful as it looks--but it does make it very difficult to watch TV.  And you get quite a bit of licking action, so have something handy to clean off your face.

Ever had a giant dog on your lap????  If so, send us pictures!!!!

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