Exotic foods are all the rage with some people. So this Canned Manatee might be just the gift to give them. It can also make a great gag gift to give your squeamish friends to make them, well, gag.
Okay, before everyone starts calling PETA on me, this item is literally a gag. Open the can and you get a surprise. Manatee. Fortunately it is a plush toy manatee NOT manatee meat.
Since real manatees, also known as sea cows, are vulnerable to extinction so they aren't something to can. The can comes with information about the manatee printed on the back -- so you can even think of being an educational toy.
To order Canned Manatee, click here.