These offbeat and amusing 2017 pet themed calendars are just what we need to help get us through what's going to be a most extraordinary year, one dog-gone month at a time.

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Animal Memes Wall Calendar 2017
Being this is Teh Intarnets, we'll lead off with a 2017 calendar chock full of your fave pet and animal memes. Never mind the fact that polar bears don't live in Antarctica even though this bears repeating. (via Amazon.com)     

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Cat Cartoon-A Day 2017 Day-to-Day Calendar
Those who'd love (or dread) a calendar version of Cat Facts will love (or hate) the The Cat Cartoon-A-Day 2017 Calendar! Humorist Jonny Hawkins offers up 365 illustrated insights into the complex yet comical relationship enjoyed by humans and their cats... or is that cats and their humans? (via Amazon.com)     

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Shelter Dogs in a Photo Booth 2017 Wall Calendar
When photographer Guinnevere Shuster uploaded images of shelter dogs taken in photo booths, adoption rates boomed and a calendar was born. The Shelter Dogs in a Photo Booth 2017 Wall Calendar features some of Guinn's most appealing photos complemented by each dog's story from arrival to adoption. (via Amazon.com)            

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Bad Cat Wall Calendar 2017 Edition
There are no bad cats, only bad calendars... or something along those lines. Adapted from the New York Times bestselling book, the 2017 edition of the Bad Cat Wall Calendar lifts the lid on cats being, shall we say, less than helpful housemates. Featured are “slovenly cats, surly cats, apathetic cats, disloyal cats, overindulged cats, and cats pretending to be Irish as an excuse to overindulge in Guinness.” So then, pretty much like their owners. (via Amazon.com)        

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Cow Yoga 2017 Wall Calendar
The 2017 edition of the Cow Yoga Wall Calendar – yes, this is a recurring thing – plays on the enduring fascination with all things yoga. A dozen cows caught in classic yoga poses help illustrate the upcoming months but fear not, no cows were hurt in the making of this calendar AND none of them were forced to wear yoga pants. Thank goodness for small blessings! (via Amazon.com   

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

The Black Dogs Project Calendar
Much like black cats, black dogs in shelters tend to be the last to be adopted – so much so that the phenomenon is referred to as “Black Dog Syndrome”. Photographer Fred Levy knew the problem wasn't with the dogs but with their image... dark-furred dogs just don't show well at shelter websites. Levy founded The Black Dogs Project to raise awareness to the issue and the 16-month Black Dogs Project Calendar for 2017 highlights the beauty and majesty of these unfairly ignored pets. (via Amazon.com 

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

2017 Rats 12-Month Wall Calendar
Do the rat thing, each and every month with the Rats 12-Month Wall Calendar! Not especially recommended for cat owners though not all felines hate meeces to pieces. Seems this calendar “Includes Holidays and Observances”, presumably those observed by humans and not our rat overlords. (via Amazon.com)     

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Cat Shaming 2017 Wall Calendar
Sure, cats may be shameless but calendars must be made so here we are. The Cat Shaming 2017 Wall Calendar features “the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen feline misdeeds”... in other words, cats being cats. The calendar includes six bonus months, phases of the moon, and all major U.S. and international holidays. You'll have to mark in Caturday on your own,however. (via Amazon.com   

       

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Dog Shaming 2017 Wall Calendar
Dogs, as opposed to cats, at least appear to be genuinely embarrassed by the trouble they cause: where do you think the term “hangdog expression” comes from, anyway? Say, is there a “Sheepish Sheep Calendar”? Just asking for a friend. In any case, the Dog Shaming 2017 Wall Calendar from dogshaming.com features some of the pet-shaming pioneer's most sterling examples of dogs ashamed of their canine transgressions. (via Amazon.com)           

 

 

The Top Ten Offbeat Pet & Animal Calendars For 2017

Animal Selfies Wall Calendar 2017
From crabs to kangaroos, the 2017 edition of the Animal Selfies Wall Calendar offers up a host of narcissistic creatures with their paws (claws, whatever) on the pulse of modern society. At least none of them are sporting duckfaces... and no, ducks are not amongst the snappers though there IS a sea turtle. (via Amazon.com)

 

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