Blobfish may be hideous-looking, comically-bloated, deep-sea-dwelling fish but on a chill winter's day there's nothing you'd rather have on your feet.

Plush Blobfish Slippers Look Ugly, Feel Cozy!

Not actual blobfish, mind you, that would be disturbing AND disgusting... and that's just from the blobfish's point of view. No, dear reader, these plush blobfish slippers are guaranteed not to explode in the above-sea-level world. They also come in pairs, which is quite the achievement for blobfish in the wild. Seriously, would you date someone who looked like that? Even if YOU looked like that?

Plush Blobfish Slippers Look Ugly, Feel Cozy!

Plush blobfish slippers are made from soft polyester fleece and sport non-slip rubber dots on the sole so you won't knock yourself out and end up sleeping with the fishes. You wouldn't be very popular there anyway with these on your feet, know what I'm sayin'? They come in one size only which makes ordering easy.

Plush Blobfish Slippers Look Ugly, Feel Cozy!

Both Amazon and Thinkgeek are offering these plush blobfish slippers. If you're a blobfish fanatic (and really, who isn't?), the same Amazon.com seller also stocks complementary blobfish items including large and small stuffed plushies, key chains, t-shirts and Xmas tree ornaments. Why? Because when you go blobfish, go FULL blobfish.

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