This soft pineapple hat for cats or dogs adds tropical flair to any pet clothing ensemble, induces cravings for horrible Hawaiian pizza.
Pineapple on pizza? Don't get us started. A pineapple hat on your pet? That means war... or at least, plenty of whispers, snickers and finger-pointing. Not that buyers of this funky & fruity pet hat give a hoot about what other people (and their pets) think.
No indeed, this one-size-fits-all soft hat makes a statement that can't be ignored: you and your furry BFF make your own path in life. Haters gonna hat, to bend a phrase, and in this case the road to redemption leads through an abandoned pineapple plantation somewhere west of Honolulu.
We're talkin' WAY west... all the way to Japan, where Awesome Store flogs a wide variety of oft offbeat clothing and accessories. The product page copy doesn't say much about this particular item other than “There is a hole in the ear. A summer with pineapples.” Shut up and take our money!
As for the hat itself, it's recommended for “cats and small to medium dogs” and fitment is slightly adjustable via under-the-chin velcro closures. Wait, did they say “cats”? Yeah, good luck trying to make Princess Purr-fect wear a pineapple hat. If she wasn't already plotting your demise (narrator: she was), this will surely seal your fate.