Hoot mon! I tell ye that I dread the arrival of International Bagpipe Day every year. It didn't used to be that way, but three years ago an old Scotsman mistook me for his pipes.
Me mum had dressed me in this ridiculous get up and the old man's eyes were going. He grabbed me, started to squeeze, and blew into me nose. He must have been going deaf as well because he took my whining and squeaking for help as music. It took Mum 20 minutes to talk him into letting me go.
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