People keep thinking that us roosters are just naturally morning people. I gotta tell you, I have nothing to crow about until I've had my first cup in the morning.

Caffeinated Rooster

The hens don't want to have a cluck to do with me until after my second cup. It's a good thing that the farmer understands and sets up the first pot the night before. Otherwise if I tried to cross the road there would only be a splotch of feathers left.

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