It's Scottish Pride Day and so I have cleverly disguised myself as a Scottie. Now no one would guess that I am a German badger dog!

Scottish Dachshund

Excuse me, could I get a brat and a beer . . . Ooo, no, I mean haggis and whiskey? Ugh. This is going to be harder than I thought.

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