Well, hai! What are you? I don't think I've ever seen you before. As far as I can tell you are either a really small dog or a really big cockroach.
*sniff, sniff* You don't smell like either one. But you do smell nice. Would you mind if I hunted you for awhile? I promise not to hurt you.
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