Captain's log, stardate 032218. Mr. Spock has finally located the fire hydrant system in constellation Canis Major. I have ordered Scotty Dog to proceed there at Warp 6.

Captain Kirk Dog

Shore leave is being arranged for all personnel. Jeez! You'd think Star Fleet would have arranged for there to be bathrooms on a starship!

Happy Talk Like Shatner Day (aka William Shatner's birthday)!

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