The neighbor's cat has a dog-bone ID tag on his collar... either his owners are idiots or they've got a warped sense of humor. Assuming it's the latter, here are some other weird and bizarre tags that might have found their way onto poor Max's collar.

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

Tag Me If You Can
Good: someone laughs at the caption on the tag after finding your lost cat. Bad: everyone laughs at the name you've given to your lost cat. (pet collar tag via littlemissunshinee - Imgur)  

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

Thumb's Up
This ID tag from TheLandlockedDogTwo at Etsy is an unbridled exercise in paw-shaming... we're kidding, of course. Then again, if the pet wearing this tag gets lost at least it can't get far: hitch-hiking is out of the question. (pet collar tag via TheLandlockedDogTwo - Etsy)  

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

Find Me, Add Me, E Me
It was only a matter of time before the pet collar tag galaxy entered the social media universe and that's a good thing, right? Let's hope whomever finds this tagged tabby is tech-savvy enough to email a cat. (pet collar tag via ViralThread)   

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

Much Doge
OK, so the “doge” meme is a tad past its best before date but it IS a meme, and it checks out. Buff your 'net knowledge cred with this So Shiny tag that says so much in so few words – Shiba dog optional. (pet collar tag via TheEvilBot - Reddit/Dogecoin)  

 

 

Top Ten Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

Ty One On
OK, so you think your pet is a livin' doll... and now it's got the tag to prove it. One barkin' Beanie Baby coming up, just in time for Halloween it would appear. (pet collar tag via DaPuglet)  

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

McLovin It
Is your pet superbad enough to rock a driver's license ID tag? If so, don't be surprised if he or she comes home with a six-pack, a speeding ticket and a few new sketchy pals. (pet collar tag via Stylehive)  

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

The Lyin' King
King of the beasts? Hey, they believe it so why shouldn't you? Good thing cats can't read The Emperor's New Clothes, amiright? (pet collar tag via Brainjet)  

 

 

Top Ten Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

The Main E Vent
Now that's some serious bling... or more likely, the dog's collar tag got caught in a floor vent cover and er, yeah, we're going with the latter. Ya gotta lotta brass, pups, a lotta brass. (pet collar tag via Edward Liu)  

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

Schooly D(og)
How to make your dog popular – at schoolyards – in one easy lesson. Ask the owner what kind of dog they have and they'll reply, “An Excuse”. (pet collar tag via TagShack - Etsy)  

 

 

Necked Up: The Top 10 Weird and Bizarre Pet Collar Tags

You Sexy Beast
So it's come to this... welcome to Modern Society, pet-owning peeps. Just an FYI to anyone who finds a lost cat wearing this particular tag: we'll bet dollars to donuts the kitty's owner is some guy sitting on their bed who weighs 400 pounds. Not that there's anything wrong with that. (pet collar tag via DogWhispererFrmHell - Reddit)

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