There's nothing like Kitty Litter Cake to passive-aggressively turn any office pot luck into a forum for expressing exactly how one feels about their job.
The dreaded office pot luck: ruthless litmus test or prejudicial taste test? Why not both!
Flickr member Michael Lehet has come up with the perfect response to lazy co-workers who sit back, let you do all the heavy lifting, and claim all the credit: the Kitty Litter Cake!
Lehet was kind enough to photo-document his stomach-turning yet stomach-filling creation at Flickr, thoughtfully listing the required ingredients (and quantities thereof) that go into a start-of-the-art Kitty Litter Cake.
Truly there's no better way for all of the frustrated office drones and cubicle critters out there to show their overlings, underlings and same-level-lings what it's like to sit in the cat-bird seat... or in this case, eat from the cat-turd plate.
Most of the ingredients are supermarket staples though a quick online browse at Amazon may be in order if you don't have a metal kitty litter pan, plastic kitty litter pan liner, and the pièce de résistance – a plastic kitty poop scoop – already on hand.
To Lehet's credit, he does specify that such hardware should be “new” but hey... they're your co-workers, do what you want.
Kudos to Lehet for going the extra mile by employing blue and green food coloring to the vanilla sandwich cookie crumb topping so it resembles the "chlorophyll" found in many brands of kitty litter.
But wait, there's more: the creative cubicle cook meticulously draped one of the partially-melted Tootsie Roll turds over the edge of the tray “so it looks like someone was in a hurry getting out.” Yeah, this guy has experience with cats! Er, pass the Alka-Seltzer please.