Many of us consider our cats as our children. Therefore there are certain responsibilities you have in raising your cat. Since this does not come naturally to humans, we recommend the manual How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety.
The full title of the book is Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives. Who knew there was so much you had to teach a cat? Most of us figure that once they know how to use the litter box, the cat flap, and drink from the bathroom sink then we were pretty much done. This book will help you answer such questions as: “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet?"
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