Pet chew toys come in as many varieties as pets themselves and just like the dogs and cats we “chews”, some of these toys find themselves on the fringe where weird meets bizarre.

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

De Agony Of De Fetus
We're not going to get into the pro-life vs pro-choice debate here but it's safe to say the sight of a fetus out in the open air can make anyone feel a might uncomfortable. Place that fetus – or in this case, a natty knitted representation of such – in the sharp-toothed mouth of a catnip-crazed cat and the disturbing-ness factor gets turned to 11. Then again, that's what they're aiming for over at Meowadays. (weird pet chew toy image via Meowadays)  

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

The Barking Dead
Dogs don't care if the ZA is upon us, they just want something to exercise their jaws on. That's where the The Walking Dead Well-Walker Plush Dog Stretch and Chew Toy comes in. Whew, that's a long name for a chew toy that stretches a long way once Fido puts the bite on it. (weird pet chew toy image via Entertainment Earth)  

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Pet Tricks
A Top Ten list that features an item seen on Late Night with David Letterman? This looks like a job for Xzibit. Something else that looks like “something else” is the curious furry cat toy that fascinated actress Anna Kendrick one night... and we mean that in a good way. (weird pet chew toy image via The Daily Dot)  

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Red Shirt Blues
Star Trek (and Galaxy Quest) fans know that characters wearing red shirts are pretty much doomed to horrible fatal fates like, say, being gnawed & jawed by some drooling alien monster. Now you can relive Red Shirt Syndrome time and time again with this humanoid chew toy from The Crowded Coop – drooling alien monster not included. Unlike Captain Kirk (or Commander Peter Quincy Taggert), however, this chewable scenery-chewing character never takes his shirt off. (weird pet chew toy image via If It's Hip, It's Here)

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Beer Moggie
No one likes to drink alone, even cat-owners, so fix your feline up with a chewable, googly-eyed beer mug that never runs dry. Infused with “Super Strong 100% Organic Catnip”, this moggie mug from OhBoyCatToy allows your pet to get as buzzed as you – without any hangover. (weird pet chew toy image via OhBoyCatToy)

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Gettin' Yer Kicks
Y'know, maybe it's not such a good idea to have a dog's chew toy that resembles one of your body parts. Just sayin'. (weird pet chew toy image via Smash)

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Roll Playing
You've all seen those videos featuring cats going postal on TP rolls to the point where the bathroom looks like a blizzard blew through. Now your mischievous critter can take out their frustrations on their very own roll while you enjoy NOT cleaning up a private ticker tape parade. (weird pet chew toy image via OhBoyCatToy)  

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Revenge Of The Furred
It's been a while but dog-lovers everywhere still get a bad taste in their mouths when Michael Vick's name is brought up. Dogs probably do too, which makes The Official Vick's Dog Chew Toy an exercise in good taste. (weird pet chew toy image via Amazon.com)

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Quit While You're A Head
If you own an indoor/outdoor cat, you've likely been on the receiving end of assorted “gifts” - actually, leftovers from your fanged & clawed killa kitteh's konquests. Instead of discouraging these well-meaning efforts, cater to your pet's wild side with DeCatpitated Heads: catnip-infused chew toys that take the form of bitten-off fish, mouse and pigeon heads. No guarantee it'll stop the flow of horror-flick-style REAL body parts, though. (weird pet chew toy image via LoveMeow)

 

Bite Me: The Top 10 Weird & Bizarre Pet Chew Toys

Grossest Toy, Period
“Your cat may hate water but I bet it will love the red tide.” Pet-owning ladies and gents, we give you the Bloody Tampon Pet Toy... it could only have come from Meowadays. Each chew toy is hand-knitted, we'd like to think by a gentle gray-haired grannies. Cat versions are infused with organic catnip while dog versions are slightly larger and have a squeaker inside. Yep, a tampon that squeaks... why hasn't Playtex thought of this? (weird pet chew toy image via Meowadays)

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