Cats love boxes and with everyone upping their online purchasing due to COVID-19, cats are finding themselves in – literally – an Amazon cardboard box bonanza!  

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

 

1) Irate Or I Rate?

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

So Abby, how would you rate this packaging? It's... beautiful!! TIL Amazon customers can review both their purchased items AND the box it came in. Since Abby appears to be comfortably settled within said box, we'll assume it rates somewhere above the legendary Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. Bonus: no actual wolves to reckon with. (Amazon box cat images above and at top via Jeffrey)            

 

2) Grin With Envy

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

Countless well-timed photos and internet memes to the contrary, cats can't actually smile – they don't have the lips for it. That said, the comfy cat above has co-opted a conveniently printed Amazon box to help express just how cozy cardboard can feel. (Amazon box cat image via Stephen Woods)                           

 

3) Black In The Box

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

Got a case of cat black fever? There are worse things to catch, amirite? Then there's the dark beauty above, obviously and unquestionably belonging to the “best” category. Siri-ously, just look at that cat... LOOK AT IT. This is one Amazon delivery you won't be returning... at least, not in the same box. (Amazon box cat image via The Unwinder)                                      

 

4) N-Arrow Your Eyes

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

Those arrows mean “this side up” and that goes double when there's a cat inside the box. Just wanted to make that clear, 'cuz Anca here looks to be settling in for a serious snooze and woe be it to anyone who disturbs her. (Amazon box cat image via Kurt Bauschardt)                                   

 

5) White's Castle

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

“All your box are belong to us”... and now we know the REAL origin of that ancient Zero Wing meme attributed, coincidentally (or is it?), to “CATS”. In the version above, a particularly self-satisfied (even for cats) cat has acquired a nine-lifetimes supply of Amazon boxes and is guarding them with deceptively casual zeal. (Amazon box cat image via Paulo O)                                    

 

6) No Roomba At The Inn

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

Wow, when it rains it really does pour! Ping here seems to thinks the latest Amazon delivery must have come from Heaven. Not only is there a new and perfectly-sized bed to curl up in, the self-propelled device that once inhabited it is a miniature indoor version of a John Deer riding mower. (Amazon box cat image via William J Sisti)                                 

 

7) “What?”

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

This box needs something but we can't put our finger on it... maybe a blanket, perhaps a few scoops of kitty litter (don't try that at home, kids), possibly a slightly smaller Amazon box that fits inside this one because you can't have too many Amazon boxes... if you're a cat, that is. (Amazon box cat image via alisdair)                                    

 

8) Nice Spread

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

“Be with ya inna JIF-fy,” said no cat ever but at least this tentative tuxedo cat has reason to take a wee paws er, pause. Good thing her owner ordered mass quantities of a soon-to-be-discontinued calorie-reduced sandwich spread but she sure took her time unpacking it. On the bright side, the nice man from Amazon should be back tomorrow with a big box of jam! (Amazon box cat image via Shannon McGee)                                   

 

9) A Case Of Smallbox

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

“Does this Amazon box make me look fat?” Now that's the kind of question spouses and SO's need to answer vewy, vewy caw-fully, without sounding like their pussyfooting. Of course, what they're really thinking is... “My cat is sooo fat, when she sits around the box she sits AROUND the box.” (Amazon box cat image via Melissa Dinwiddie)                                  

 

10) One's Company, Two's A Clowder

Amazon Calm: The Top 10 Amazon Box Cats

Old and busted: a barrel of monkeys. New hotness: an Amazon box of cats! Except not everyone's having fun now, are they? C'mon, cat-owner, get with the online shopping already 'cuz a certain black cat just vants to be alone. (Amazon box cat image via Clevrcat)

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