Haute Diggity Dog Tory Bark Quilted Handbag Squeaker Toy

Haute Diggity Dog Tory Bark Quilted Handbag

 

What? You never saw the Chanel logo C-H-E-W-N-E-L? Or Tory Burch spelled Tory B-A-R-K? Whether it's luxury handbags, shoes, perfumes, wines, beers, or coffees, you'll find many of these parody gifts irresistible.

The dog toys below are made by Haute Diggity Dog and Dog Diggin Designs. Most of them come in multiple sizes; all are soft plush toys and have squeakers inside. They are not for aggressive chewers, but your dog can be trained how to play with these more gentle chew toys

Haute Diggity Dog provides instructions for training your dog to treat soft toys with 'soft respect' by working with him to distinguish between a rough-playing toy and a gentle-playing toy. This training is very important if you don't want these and other soft toys destroyed in hour one. You will find these instructions on the pages that link to Haute Diggity Dog toys below.

Some of these parodies may take a few seconds to catch, particularly if you don't usually have the luxury brands top of mind....

 

1. Haute Diggity Dog Kate Spayed Handbag

 

Haute Diggity Dog Kate Spayed Handbag

Haute Diggity Dog Kate Spayed Handbag

 

Like some Haute Diggity Dog handbags, the Kate Spayed (Kate Spade) comes in small, medium, and large, but large is not very large if you are imagining the toys to be Boxer-size. That being said, if you train your large dog appropriately, as the company suggests (near bottom of page), size may not be that 'big' a factor.

 

2. Dog Diggin Designs Hairmes Gift Box

Dog Diggin Designs Hairmes Gift Box

Dog Diggin Designs Hairmes Gift Box

 

What a beauty and customers say it's tougher than it looks. Hermes? Hairmes? Close enough!

 

3. Dog Diggin Designs Chewnel Gift Box

Dog Diggin Designs Chewnel Gift Box

Dog Diggin Designs Chewnel Gift Box

 

Don't worry. The 'jewels' are not metal; they are fabric. Everything is safe for your Chewnel (Channel) pup.

 

4. Haute Diggity Dog Pawtier Dogmatic Watch

Haute Diggity Dog Pawtier Dogmatic Watch

Haute Diggity Dog Pawtier Dogmatic Watch

 

Is it a Cartier Automatic or a Pawtier Dogmatic? Who can tell?

 

5. Dog Diggin Designs Americanine Express

 

Dog Diggin Designs Americanine Express

Dog Diggin Designs Americanine Express

 

"Don't leave home without it!"  The Americanine Express is a must have for the road. The card is issued to 'Mr and Mrs Maxmillions.'

 

6. Dog Diggin Designs Barkingdales Premier Pooch Card

 

Dog Diggin Designs Barkingdales Premier Pooch Card

Dog Diggin Designs Barkingdales Premier Pooch Card

 

Travel is so strenuous! That's why 'Miss Fi Fi' needs a Barkingdales credit card.

 

7. Haute Diggity Dog Miss Dogior Perfume Bottle

 

Haute Diggity Dog Miss Dogior Perfume Bottle

Haute Diggity Dog Miss Dogior Perfume Bottle

 

Perfume not included in Miss Dogior (Dior), unfortunately.

 

8. Dog Diggin Designs Dog Equis Cerveza

 

Dog Diggin Designs Dog Equis Cervesa

Dog Diggin Designs Dog Equis Cerveza

 

(Dos) Equis makes dogs more interesting too!

If champagne is your dog's thing, try the Mutt & Chandog Champagne, the Bonebay Saffire Drooled London Dry Gin, or one of many other wines and spirits from Dog Diggin Designs.

 

9. Haute Diggity Dog Starbucks Frenchie Roast

 

Haute Diggity Dog Starbucks Frenchie Roast

Haute Diggity Dog Starbucks Frenchie Roast

 

Maybe this only keeps Frenchies awake!

 

10. Haute Diggity Dog Starbucks Muttchiato

 

Haute Diggity Dog Starbucks Muttchiato

Haute Diggity Dog Starbucks Muttchiato

 

Haute Diggity Dog likes his Starbucks. He's got three more favorites also: Starbarks Frenchie Roast with Straw (actually a tall iced coffee with whipped cream), Starbucks Pupkin Spice Latte, and Starbucks Puppermint Mocha.

 

11. Dog Diggin Designs Cloud 9 Furrari Bed

Dog Diggin Designs Cloud 9 Furrari Bed

Dog Diggin Designs Cloud 9 Furrari Bed

 

While not a toy, I couldn't resist including this 32 x 18 x 6 inch dog bed. Dog Diggin also makes a BMW bed, 30 x 18 x 7 inches.

 

12.  Haute Diggity Dog Instagrram Toy

 

Haute Diggity Dog Instagrram Toy

Haute Diggity Dog Instagrram Toy

 

Now this toy should be a canine favorite!

 

13. Dog Diggin Designs Prêt-à-Porter Cartiarf Dog Bone

Dog Diggin Designs Prêt-à-Porter Cartiarf Dog Bone

Dog Diggin Designs Prêt-à-Porter Cartiarf Dog Bone

 

Has Cartier seen the Prêt-à-Porter Cartiarf Dog Bone? How about the Chewy Vuiton Bone? Or the Bark Street Journal published by "Dog Jones?"

 

14. Haute Diggity Dog Perignonn Champagne

 

Haute Diggity Dog Perignonn Champagne

Haute Diggity Dog Perignonn Champagne

 

Here's a champagne treat from the Muttini Bar Collection which maintains your dogs' favorite cocktails, brews, wines, and even sparkling water comic-ly branded dog toys.

 

15. Haute Diggity Dog Pugg Boot

Haute Diggity Dog Pug Boot

Haute Diggity Dog Pugg Boot

 

My Ugg boots are so irresistible to my dog, so I think the Pug Boot is the perfect toy for him. Now, I just have to train him not to tear it up. There are Jimmy Chew, Manalo Barknik, and Tory Bark shoes at this link too!

 

Remember to train your dog not to destroy these adorable parody dog toys from Haute Diggity Dog and Dog Diggin DesignsHere are some tough toys that you can rotate in with the parody designer toys.

That's the buzz for today!

Lady Bee

 

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