Halloween is my favorite time of year and I love covering the dog costume beat for PetsLady. For this year, we have some new categories of Halloween costume awards for dogs and cats, including Best Looking Witch, Most Literary, Most Neurotic and our first one out, the Best Swine Flu Worker Pet Costume Awards. Enjoy them!
1. Lady Bee's Best Swine Flu Worker Pet Costume Award
After 36 hours on call, I'm still vaccinating those mutts. Hey, I'm dog tired!
2. Lady Bee's Best Pimp Pet Costume Award
I've been covering dog pimp costumes for three years now, and even though this is called The Joker Dog Costume, I actually saw this dog being followed by several hot looking bitches.
Hey, you gotta' pay steaks up front Buddy. That'll be five big ones.
3. Lady Bee's Most Neurotic Pet Costume Award
Prince or frog... prince or frog... Are those the only two choices I have?
4. Lady Bee's Giant Pumpkin Pet Costume Award
God, do I look fat in this get-up. And I can hardly move either.
