These inspirational church sign sayings that reference pets and/or animals combine humor and cleverness to ensure karma won't hit your dogma.

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Posted by Laurie Kay Olson

Okay, let's drive Mom nuts this morning and pick a fight so that she can't make the bed or anything. Okay, cat?

Posted by Lady Bee

Your dog's jaw, teeth, and gums may not be up to the challenge of a younger dog's bone. She still needs the chewing activity, but doesn't really want it.

Posted by Kitty Devine

Gentlemen! Is your sense of manhood strong enough to let you wear these wonderful Rainbow Unicorn Trunk Briefs?  Then you are my kinda guy!

Either too many animals want to cross roads, or we're building too many darned roads.

Posted by Laurie Kay Olson

This is MY Mom and you can't have her. Go away! Me-NOW!

Posted by Lady Bee

I adore my cat, but I hate having to get so close to his dirty litter with a hand scoop!

Posted by Laurie Kay Olson

I know that Mom and Dad think that I am really funny, but I thought putting a jester hat was going a bit too far.

A Russian policeman who spied a dog eager to cross a busy thoroughfare made sure traffic stopped to let the pedestrian pooch pass unimpeded.